Things I Missed From Back Home

• Wawa
• Toilet paper that doesn’t feel like sand paper
• Showers without wearing flip flops
• Free food that is available after 7pm on weekends
• And this:


“It doesn't matter if you're a Jew or a Gentile...as long as you believe in Christ.”
-godhatesfags.com

Just a thought...

If a heroin addict got amensia, would he still crave heroin?
And if he still had a craving, would he know that it was for heroin?
And if he didn't know it was for heroin, would that drive him crazy?

Animals

"Can I be electric, too?"

David, Not Hussein

Just a few thoughts in my notepad...

Illegal does not imply immoral

Random acts of science

If you can't tickle yourself how come you can masturbate?

Create an electronic shirt that displays the song you are listening to on your ipod

I like the second definition of realize

Hook gym excercise equipment up to a generator for free electricity

There are some people that have been famous their whole lives and don't know how to not be famous

Beyond Belief 2

It took me about twelve hours to type up the last Beyond Belief, so this time around I will give you three condensed stories. Once again, one is true and two are made up.

STORY ONE

I waited in line for 2 hours to get a ticket to see the White Stripes and then realized that I left my wallet back in the dorm room.

STORY TWO

Walking through the mall, I was picked to be in a focus group for Stride's new gum. I got paid $20 to chew three flavors and pick the one that I liked best.

STORY THREE

I congratulated Maury from the The Maury Show and he patted my shoulder. I then shook hands with his wife, news reporter Connie Chung.

Sporcle

Check out the Sporcle quiz I made today.

http://www.sporcle.com/games/saiiljafj/zoloft_side_effects

Also,

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"She got jumper cable lips
She got sunset on her breath"