Cosmic Couch Potato

Saying Stuff

I’m saying stuff

He’s saying stuff, too

Then I say some more stuff and he responds to the stuff that I said.

I said that he said the stuff he was saying was already said, by someone instead

of him saying himself the stuff that he said

that I said.

Listerine was originally sold as a surgical antiseptic, and later as a cure for gonorrhea and a floor cleaner.

Beef, pork, chicken.  Why is there no euphemism for chicken meat?

Do Nothing for Two Minutes

I’m gradually coming to terms with the fact that learning is more important than grades.  This concept should be reinforced throughout one’s school career.

The Egg

Why isn’t there a decent (read: not attached to a cell phone) camera that can send photos directly to the internet ?

Eno(ugh)

Christian Scientists are Christians, not scientists.

RFD:  Alaska doesn’t have counties.

Dear Photograph

“When a Man Loves a Woman” is actually about a girl taking advantage of a guy who's in love with her.  Listen to the lyrics.

The word “sophomoric” means immature or juvenile, but its root, soph-, means wisdom.

Invisibility Cloak (yeah, for real)