“When we first got married, we made a pact. It was this: In our life together, it was decided I would make all of the big decisions and my wife would make all of the little decisions. For fifty years, we have held true to that agreement. I believe that is the reason for the success in our marriage. However, the strange thing is that in fifty years, there hasn’t been one big decision.”
-Albert Einstein
Source: http://xkcd.com/917
Do you wash
your hands before or after you buckle your belt? It’s important to remain consistent.
Tongue
Twister: British citizenship
You can turn
any work of fiction into nonfiction by encasing the text in quotes and adding
“someone wrote” at the end.
RFD: The instrument used to measure one’s shoe
size is named the Brannock Device.
A bed sunken
into the carpet that rises slowly like a clock’s hand from 9 to 12. By the time you’re standing, it’s time to
wake up.
Bohemian Rhapsody is
about “The Stranger” by Camus.
It's nice to wake up hungry and eat.
A birthday card is belated, a flight is delayed, a project is running behind schedule, a student is late.
The
ampersand was derived by squishing together “e” and “t.”
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