Inaction in Action

Some religious people claim that religion and science can go hand in hand.  They assert that science can be carefully implemented to learn more about the world that God created.  I generally disagree with this sentiment. 

There is a bit of evidence to support the zealot.  For example, the Big Bang Theory states that both space and time began as a single dimensionless point, called singularity.  Before this moment, spacetime did not exist as we know it.  This singularity, then, may entail some sort of creator from which the universe and thus, life as we know it, was created. 

This seems to give some validity to the aforementioned pious people.  It may be true that religion can use science for certain aspects.  However, the scientific method will surely do away with any conception of a personal god, such as the one depicted within the set of Judeo-Christian-Islamic faiths.  Science encourages questioning the foundations upon which a belief system is based.  From a scientific standpoint, it is quite clear that, as far as we know, there is no such thing as a personal god.  The burden of proof relies on the theist, forcing any rational person to be an atheist.

"Shut the fuck up!"

Is it possible to drive cross country without paying any tolls?

You know those reflective sheets that people put in front of their windshield to keep the car cool on a sunny day?  There should be a car that has those built in to the sides, so you would just need to press a button for them to automatically slide in front of the windshield.

Did you know:  There is a nationwide shortage of clothes hangers, caused by a high tariff.

“Las dias,” said sal.

Why is Sunday considered the weekend if it is the first day of the week?

Myspace is now almost identical to Facebook.

Jimi Hendrix couldn’t read sheet music.  Also, neither could Ray Charles…

Most dogs have never been in a grocery store.

Polar Bear Jokes

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

“They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.”

“Hospital gowns are the poor man’s snuggies.”

“Not only is abortion murder but it's also larceny, jaywalking and securities fraud.”

“There is no purpose of life.  There is purpose in life.”

Kelly Clarkson covers the Black Keys

A poem by Christoph Kienzle:


Some
People
Order
Nutmeg
Tofu
Anyway
Nobody
Every
Orders
Unagi
Soup

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