Art is Everywhere
When I listen to music, my mind tends to wander (in ways that are at least partially inspired by the music itself). I am curious what various people’s thought processes are when listening to a particular song.
Chamomile is the national flower of Russia. Maybe that’s why Russians are so sleepy. Zing!*
A fresco painting on the interior roof of the Capitol depicts George Washington becoming a god.
TO DO: Pay the toll for the car behind me.
“Gillette, the best a man can get” is in iambic tetrameter.
Do father-son picnics actually exist? I only recall seeing them on cartoons as a kid. Until proven otherwise, I’m gonna put them on my “List of things that I’ve heard about that don’t exist.” Also on that list: unicorns.
Ronald Reagan is the most recent US President whose Wikipedia page is open for anyone to edit.
In most of the United States, prostitution is illegal. However, the porn industry is very successful. This means that you can’t pay someone for sex, but you can get paid to have sex.
Queen should have covered “December, 1963” by the Four Seasons.
Entertainers often have stage names. Politicians don’t. Who made up that rule?
The reason that our wisdom teeth must be pulled is because our brains have evolved to be larger than the skull can handle.
In the future, there will be no physical forms of money. Instead, each person’s fingerprint (or perhaps iris) will correspond to a file in an electronic database that keeps track of how much “money” he has. Stores will no longer have cash registers, but retina scanners.
Why don’t hot drinks quench your thirst at all? You’re still consuming water.
During sunset, at the latitude of the United States, if you travel at about 800mph due west, you will never see the sun fully set.
“The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mom.”
“Treason… is only being on the losing side of the revolution.”
“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.”
“Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.”
“Sometimes magic sounds like duct tape.”
*That comment was prejudiced and I do not wish to make any judgments towards Russians as a whole. Actually, I really only know one Russian person and he isn’t very sleepy at all; he’s quite energetic. Now that I think about it, I definitely have Russian ancestors. This doesn’t make me Russian, but it does mean that I have Russian blood. I am quite tired both now and in general, but I don’t think that my sleepiness is a reflection of the entire Russian population.
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