Light Reading

My Encounter with Conan O’Brian on 4^th & Broadway

I saw you coming

Averted my gaze quickly

Think you did the same

The Doors

Jews are half-Christian.  They just stop at the Old Testament.

Humans Raised by Animals

Facebook status you never see:  _____ is taking a crap.

Cloud Appreciation Society

If you’re referring to the Matrix movies collectively, would you call them the Matrices?

Guess what company says that “making friends is our business."

How is it that every girl has the same big, round handwriting?  Is this what they learned when they separated the girls from the guys in health class?

Memetics

I’m getting sick of people taking the transitive property out of its mathematical context and using it in the real world.  Is it just me?  Yeah, I kind of figured.

Accent Detection

I wish I could listen to some songs without understanding the lyrics.

Anti-Jokes

When someone says, “I’ve got it down to a science,” they seldom do.  A science is a standardized method of gathering information based on empirical evidence and hypothesis testing.

Rain-making Bacteria

Local Natives Go Abroad