“Heaven is only three feet above your head.”
-Chinese Proverb
It's His Show
When people tell me that I’m funny, I always become conscious of the
fact that they think I’m funny and I feel pressure to remain funny. This usually results in me trying to force
funny, which never works.
Every time you forget something, someone else thinks of it.
Has anyone
asked you this question before?
I couldn’t even give a vague figure as to how often I get déjà vu, but
it seems to happen on a consistent basis.
Recently I’ve been getting déjà vu in which I’ve gotten déjà vu
before. It’s creepy.
Mustaches
are bizarre from an evolutionary point of view.
Then again, so are picture frames, ferris wheels, and most other things.
I use the word “therefore” way more in academic papers than in everyday
speech.
Advertisers don’t
lie, they create truth.
When you memorize something, you know it “by heart.” Doesn’t “by head” make more sense?
Sometimes
when I’m picking out what underwear I’m going to wear for the day, I’ll change
my mind last minute and pretend that this decision will change the rest of my
life.
“It’s been
real.”
“Nothing’s
real. Remember last night?”
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