Credo Quia Absurdum

“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”

                -Friedrich Nietzsche

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“Last morning” isn’t really a phrase.

Have you read the Starr Report?

Presumably clergymen pass beggars on the street and don’t give money to all of them.  I wonder how they internally rationalize this.

Existentialism is a humanism only by way of individualism.

There is no record of when people first started wearing hats.

There was a kid that read my mind and knew all my thoughts.  I woke up and realized that it was all in my head.  Then, I went back to sleep.

How do you clean bar soap when it gets dirty?

There should be a gender-neutral pronoun.  

In 1992, a study by Stack and Gundlach found a positive correlation between the amount of radio airtime devoted to country music and the white suicide rate.

The speed of light is exactly 299,792,458 meters per second.

Reading:            Breaking the Spell by Daniel Dennett

Listening to:     On Avery Island by Neutral Milk Hotel

Watching:                                Arrested Development

Eating:      Sesame noodles with chicken and broccoli