“I wish there was a hipster Facebook... 12 million people like this, I’m not gonna
like it. That’s way too many
people.”
-Kyle
It’s very
possible that I’m forgetting something right now. Actually, I’m definitely forgetting a bunch
of stuff, always.
Can I just
change my signature? Or is there some
paperwork I have to fill out first. Like
when you want to change your password on a website, you have to type in your
old password and then your new one. I’m
imagining a form with a space for “old signature” and “new signature.”
I have an
idea for a movie: stop being a movie,
being a human is way cooler.
Olive oil is considered “virgin” if it has not received any
chemical treatment.
It is
vacuous to say “relatively” without a reference point.
When you’re
in traffic and you finally get to your exit and turn out of it, it’s like when
you’re a little kid at school and your mom picks you up and you get to leave
class.
JFK, CS
Lewis, and Aldous Huxley died on the same day.
Get
phone sex operators to conduct telephone surveys – they would be good at
soliciting respondents.
Reading: Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman by Haruki Murakami
Listening to: The King is Dead by The Decemberists
Watching: Louie
Eating: Colby Cheez-its
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