“Don’t tell
a hype man to calm down.”
-Chris
Blame Latin
Every time
someone mentions the “internet revolution” in relation to “recent advances in
technology” I want to throw a computer at his head.
Brown is
actually dark orange.
What’s
the shortest an era can be?
Whether or not God actually "exists" doesn’t affect my life, or anyone
else’s.
In The Pale King, David Foster Wallace says
that if you ask a friend “What’s wrong?” at first they will deny that anything
is wrong, but if you persist (“No, something’s wrong. I can tell.
What is it?”), they will tell reveal that something is wrong, and will
share their problems with you.
Ostensibly, there is always something eating at everyone, whether or not
we realize it.
Every
time you get a text message, someone was thinking about you.
“A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but
fuck your mother.”
The NFL and
NHL are tax-exempt.
Whenever I’m
on Wikipedia looking up people, I always check to see how long they lived
first.
Reading: Symbolic Logic by Lewis Carroll
Listening to: There's Nothing Wrong With Love by Built to Spill
Writing: Boring short story
Playing: Fingerpicked chord progressions
Watching: David Lynch
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