“Remember the days when you didn’t have to type in an area code? Those were the days.”
-Jon
"Most people never ask"
In a two-story house, bedrooms are always on the second story. I think I’ve figured it out: no one wants to wake up in the morning and walk upstairs.
When teachers say “That’s actually a perfect segway,” it’s no longer a perfect segway.
I just had a dream that I was back home, then realized it was a memory.
WOTD: naïveté (n) the state of being naïve
Part of me wants to call a suicide hotline and talk about suicide from a purely philosophical perspective. The rest of me is not an asshole.
Poetry is language art.
Wikipedia is vehemently opposed to running ads, unless the ads are for Wikipedia. The way I see it, there are two reasons the website opposes ads: they are annoying, and there would be conflicts of interest between the content and the advertisers. The banner space pleading readers to donate money to keep Wikipedia running are identical to normal ads in these regards. They are as annoying as banner ads. Also, keep in mind that Wikipedia is a firm itself, albeit a non-profit. The same conflicts of interest arise between Wikipedia, the donation-seeking firm and Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that provides free content.
Eat it when you’re hungry. Food goes bad.
Adding milk to eggs just dilutes the flavor. This tactic was popularized during the Depression to stretch out the food supply.
What is the official rule for articles preceding words that start with a consonant but make the sound of a vowel? Is it “a NFL game” or “an NFL game?”
Yucky
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