Babies with Rabies!

You can never truthfully say "Today is Opposite Day." However, I do want to contradict myself. When you refer to Opposite Day, this type of speech lies outside of the speech that is affected by Opposite Day. By speaking about Opposite Day, you are forced to use a meta-language which would not require you to reverse your statements. Therefore, on Opposite Day, you would say "Today is Opposite Day." Also, can't you lie on Opposite Day?



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It’s harder to forget something than to remember something.

Hot chocolate: Wanted for mass murder of taste buds.

“What if I could run like a cheetah?” is a rhetorical question.

Maybe it’s not the cult members that are brain washed, but everyone outside of the cult.

Would a “physics of light” class make any sense to a blind person?

Palindrome/occurrence at The Relationship Zoo: Dad pets step dad

"Is not a Quine's paradox" is not a Quine's paradox.

I waved and saluted Bill and Alex, respectively.

If a rock hits you in the head and gives you telepathy, it would be both phenomenal and epiphenomenal.

“What if ‘I could run like a cheetah?’ is a rhetorical question?” is a rhetorical question.

Could intelligent aliens, without the capacity to hear, appreciate sheet music?

Inefficient incandescent inflorescent

A capitonym is a word that has a different meaning when capitalized.

Albums to Listen to:

"Sung Tongs" by Animal Collective
"Shame, Shame" by Dr. Dog
"Psychic Chasms" by Neon Indian
"XX" by The XX

“A pro-choice vegan is a hypocrite.”

“What should I do my speech on: acid or baseball?”

BONUS WORD GAME:

What does "oculesics" mean?

A) The measurement of physical characteristics for identity verification.
B) A therapeutic system based on the interactions of the spine and nervous system.
C) The science of heredity, dealing with resemblances and differences of related organisms.
D) The study of eye contact as a part of non-verbal communication.